Investigator 1: Someone gives you a hard time, this is what you do. Take a white envelope and send it to them with a single bullet in it.
Me: How would they know that it’s from me?
Investigator 1: That’s not the point!
Investigator 2: Is this to an attorney?
Me: Yes.
Investigator 2: Send two bullets.
(this really happened)
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