Me: I hurt my foot walking around Canobie Lake Park – and you don’t care!
Jen: Those shoes you wore were pretty and they went with your dress but they weren’t a good choice for an amusement park.
Me: I’m in pain!
Jen: You’ll have to wear sensible shoes tomorrow. Do you have any?
Jen: You’ll have to wear your sneakers then.
Me: I won’t do it!
Jen: You need to be sensible.
Me: I want to wear my white calvin klein sandles.
Jen: They’re not sensible.
Jen: I wanted to be a fashion anarchist. I wanted to make a statement about not caring about the “don’t wear white after labor day” thing.
Jen: But you didn’t wear your white shoes, you wore your blue shoes.
Mary: Because today is labor day. It’s not a statement today, it’s a statement tomorrow!
What I actually wore on September the 6th because it’s been raining. Green and Sensible.