Anyone who knows me knows that I have a genuine love of T.V. This relationship has been seriously interfered with by law school. I just don’t have the time for her anymore.
But last night, Jen headed out to the Tegan and Sarah concert, and I held down the fort. After I put the boy to bed, the baby fell asleep on my shoulder. I didn’t want to move her so I HAD to watch t.v. It was like that scene in Clockwork Orange where they peel his eyes backs and force him to watch things.
The baby slept for a few hours so I got a bit caught up on shows people have been talking about.
The first thing I watched was Jersey Shore. So here are my impressions:
- Sammi Sweetheart – Yeah, you’re pretty
- J-Woww – Very interesting. I thought this girl had some serious dyke energy about her. Maybe she’s just tough, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she had a girlfriend tucked away in Staten Island somewhere.
- Angelina – “Sluts need to be abused.” You know what? I hate girls like you.
- Snookie – My fav.
As a programming idea, I really want to see a Massachusetts version. We could call it Revere Beach. BTW – I dated a girl from Jersey. She was a pain in the ass.
Next, I watched Hoarders. It was surprisingly emotional. It really made me want to clean something. I decided to start with my hair. The baby had vomited all over it. I guess this is why mom’s cut their hair short.