I finally finished submitting my bids for the On Campus Interviews. It was tough deciding which firms to apply to. Do I go to work for the evil firm that successfully defended the industrial polluters that killed those kids out in Woburn OR do I go to work for the evil intellectual property firm that keeps affordable drugs out of third world countries? Decisions, decisions. (And you think I’m kidding).
If I do get hired by one of these places, I am going to have to donate a lung to save my soul. A lung, and maybe an eyeball.
Jen thought up the best idea yet for a job. It’s a television show. It would be a sort of Animal Cops/Law and Order/Judge Judy mix. Here is the idea. The first half an hour would be following around the Animal Cops in the city of Boston as they go after dog fighters and animal mutilators. Then the next half an hour would be the perpetrators dragged into court in front of ME! Plus, I got into Animal Law, so I might actually know something about it. What do you think?
Just give me five minutes with the bastard who did this.
People who hurt children and kittens make me MAD.