Me: Hey, there are no chocolate bunnies. How can you have an Easter basket with out chocolate bunnies?
Jen: Everyone is on my case about the chocolate bunnies. I don’t like chocolate bunnies.
Me: Really? Why not.
Jen: First of all the chocolate is crappy.
Me: I could go to Godiva.
Jen: He doesn’t need fancy chocolate!
Me (the wheels of legal analysis turning in my brain): Wait. How can one moment you say the chocolate is too crappy to eat, and the next moment say that he doesn’t need good chocolate….
Jen: Oh, all right. Go get the chocolate bunnies.
Six months of law school, and I can effectively argue for chocolate bunnies.