How Lesbian Sex Works in Haiku

A friend of mine who shall remain nameless asked me how lesbian sex works. Because apparently it’s too difficult to imagine and she has never rented a porno. But I digress.  Here is my response in the ancient and profound art of haiku:

Foreplay extended
It starts with a kiss but ends
With dishes breaking

It’s not all UHauls
Or [...]

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Send the Wambulance

I’m still here. I am having a bit of a dilemma about the blog. A popular local blogger linked to a posted item on momandmama.wordpress.com.  Normally, I get about 100 visitors a day. This one link resulted in over 900 visitors. I was really grateful.
But when I looked through my stats, some of the visitors [...]

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I’m taking this whole thing with the dog pretty hard.

When I get depressed, I get distracted. I get distracted when I am overtired. These two sentences explain about 90% of my behavior.
I sent off a bill, but as it went down the mail slot, I saw that it had no stamp. I hope I put a return address on it. 
This morning, it started to [...]

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Jen and I just had something horrible happen

Our little dog just got hit by a car. I know some people don’t understand, but I loved that dog. She was like our little girl.
Jen had taken her out to pee. We have a little back area. For her last pee, we usually would run her out really quick. She’s always been good. But [...]

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A bit of a complication

I am on day 1 of my juice fast. The enema wasn’t so bad, and I am not hungry. But I hate the way the green juice tastes. Hate it. I didn’t have my dinner drink.I can’t stand the sight of it.  I think it may ruin the joy of juice forever. I laid around [...]

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Odds and Ends

I am a few hours away from my first final. In the last week, I wrote a one hundred page outline of Intellectual Property. One Hundred Pages. It’s my own little tome of patent and copyright law.
I took a break from studying yesterday to go with Jen down to the baby doctors. We are [...]

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America….

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Back from the Beach

I painted my nails the color of sand, and spent a week in the sun. Lil’ guy was wild with joy at having his two moms with him. He would climb into our bed in the morning and say, “I’m so happy to see you.” We gorged ourselves on lobster and Portuguese pastries for a [...]

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Crashing

I got done with my finals, and my mind was still on GO. Even though I didn’t do the writing competition, I cleaned out the basement and my wardrobe. I think I mentioned I even started jogging again. I was all revved up for about a week.
Then yesterday, I put the baby down for his [...]

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One night before my very first oral arguments and

the water heater breaks. The basement is flooded, and I can’t get a plumber over. Oy!

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