Interlude

Do you want to know the sexiest thing about Jen? She used to work at the Diary Queen.
This Dairy Queen as a matter of fact:
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
BTW – I am eating a Wendy’s hamburger while I sit in the parking lot. Oh America, how I love you.

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I vaguely remember something about a pit bull with lipstick

Jen is in her 3rd trimester, and she looks adorable. She is pretty uncomfortable but she’s been hanging in like a champ. I carried our first baby. It’s kind of interesting being the “other” party in this pregnancy.
This semester has been insane, and I haven’t gotten to as many meetings. I ran into a woman [...]

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Dishes and Therapy

I have a first draft of a 30 page paper due tomorrow, and I am taking the MPREs on Saturday.
This is my problem.
And I should be focusing all of my mental energy on just getting through the next 72 hours. But I keep having panic attacks. The house is total fucking mess. Jen’s watching Parks [...]

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Smashing Pumpkins

When I was growing up in Arizona, our pumpkins were smashed every year. Everybody’s pumpkins were smashed. I thought it was part of the social contract. If you left your pumpkin accessible to the public, that would be the end of it. It was also a useful tool for disposing of them. November 1, no [...]

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