Listen, I am so busy I can’t see straight. I’d blog more, but I am busy feeling sorry for myself.
But I will tell you this. I had my schedule all worked out for next semester. It was going to be Homicide, Sexual Minorities, and my nod to convention, Corporations.
But the girl who sits next to me in the clinic told me today that Entertainment Law is all sex tapes and sordid affairs gone wrong. And it is taught by a professor who has no hands and brags about banging girls in the back of the campus bar. So I put myself on the wait list.
PS – what kind of karma creates a sexually deviant person with no hands? Probably what I’ll end up in my next life.


OHMYDIOSMIO… I’m super jealous. I’m hopping a plane next semester and sitting in on your class.
Is Virgin going to be joining you?
I think I’m signed up for sexual minorities too. You know, because I thought I needed to pick up more women.
I would enroll in law school just to take this class. And think of the blog topic you will pick up.
i want to transfer to your school…stat. our entertainment law class focuses on “the paper chase” and “the firm.” lame.