I am hiding the sink full of dirty dishes and the piles of laundry which are just going to have to wait a few more fucking days, k? I’ll get to them. And I am wondering why I chose law school instead of a more satisfying path in life like being a junkie housewife or a failed porn star or an extra in an Eminem video.
Because you didn’t get the boob job.
Wasn’t it obvious?
It all comes back round to the boob, doesn’t it?
Almost always, yes.
porn star…sigh….
“What can I say, girl’s obsessed with my boobies.” – Karen Walker
Of course it’s all about the boobs.