Jen, this is just pretend, my heart belongs to you

March 18, 2009 by googiebaba

Virgin harassed me into doing this. I think she just wants to distract me from Crim Pro.

Disclaimer. I am not going to sleep with anyone other than my wife. But if I was single, and I could sleep with anyone in the world, here are the top 5 men and women I would sleep with.

Men (this list isn’t very imaginative, I had a hard time and was tempted to write bs answers like Dick Cheney)

Brad Pitt
Charlie Sheen
Tom Brady
James Gandolfi
Obama (but only so I could later blackmail him into repealing DADT and DOMA)

This was kind of interesting to me. I know I have thought to myself, “He’s really cute.” But when pushed came to shove, I had a hard time coming up with names. Oh well. Onto the girls. The girls I kept taking names on and off because I couldn’t decide the top five.

Women

Rachel Maddow
Lindsay Lohan
Penelope Cruz
Angelina Jolie
Margaret Cho

Update: You play too. Either put your answers in a blog post or in the comments.

Posted in Sex | Tagged Virgin made me do this | 15 Comments

15 Responses

on March 18, 2009 at 6:47 pm | Reply Virgin in the Volcano

Ok, I think you need to disclose to your people that you didn’t just have a hard time finding men. You were actually on Perez searching for guys. And Lindsay Lohan, is that even legal? Not only is she barely old enough but she’s rarely conscious enough to consent. I don’t want to hear any more shit on my Diane Lane pick. That’s totally less gross than your Lohan fantasy.
on March 18, 2009 at 9:01 pm | Reply cee

omg, I’m with virgin- diane lane is hot!! i’m goig to do this on my blog too when i get a chance!
on March 18, 2009 at 11:42 pm | Reply googiebaba

If you do Cee, let me know. Virgin has been getting all the love with this one, and I hate it!
on March 19, 2009 at 12:33 pm | Reply Virgin in the Volcano

She hates it!
on March 19, 2009 at 1:42 pm | Reply Rhea

Rachel Maddow is great! I don’t generally gravitate to the butch type, but…
on March 19, 2009 at 5:04 pm | Reply Keri

This is hysterical. I think I’ll play too…
on March 19, 2009 at 6:39 pm | Reply twoladiesinwaiting

I am too freshly a married lady, so I dare not make a list of my own. That said, let me state this: “You have compiled a very nice girl list, Googie.”
on March 20, 2009 at 2:23 am | Reply fudgie99

I do not in the least feel threatened by your male picks, but if Angie or Linds caught your eye, hey, I can totally understand that. I love you and your blog
on March 20, 2009 at 3:00 am | Reply gudnuff

Sleep is much more seductive to me than “sleeping with”…how sad is that?! Anyway, googiebaba, I bestowed an award to you on my blog today. Cheers and enjoy.
on March 22, 2009 at 7:43 pm | Reply PT-LawMom

Oh, I will definitely do this one, but on my blog. Ew to Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan. You’d look like that character from Peanuts with things swarming around you/coming off you after an encounter with one of them…
on March 23, 2009 at 3:02 am | Reply Tranny Head

Dude – Lindsey Lohan? For real? *shudder*

Here’s mine:

Men:
Brad Pitt (’nuff said)
Obama (brains are HAWT)
David Beckham (OMG have you SEEN the Armani ads?!)
Daniel Craig (I actually don’t find him that attractive with the exception of his smoldering eyes. Hawt.)
Jon Stewart (except that I hear he’s short … I don’t like short men.)

Women:
ANGELINA JOLIE (I’d put her down for every woman entry if possible – MAJORLY hawt)
Megan Fox (Geez – do I have a “type?!”)
Salma Hyak (I guess I really DO have a type)
Catherine Zeta-Jones (again – apparently my type)
Madonna (Because I just KNOW she’d be fantastic in bed even though when it was over, she’d throw you out of bed and be like ‘fetch me some champagne, slave.’)
on March 23, 2009 at 4:35 am | Reply googiebaba

God bless you TrannyHead and PtLaw Mom for indulging me and telling me who you want to sleep with. You are officially my favorites.
on March 23, 2009 at 11:45 am | Reply butterflyfish1

Mine. I’d blog it, but it would give hubby more fodder for his “BFF is secretly bi-sexual” argument. Meh, maybe I am, but I’ve never acted on it. The chick list was way easier.

Men:
Brad Pitt (never dug him til recently either… I think he’s wearing the daddy thing well, and he’s done some good comedic roles)
Younger Sean Connery
David Boreanez (I’m a geek! Buffy/Angel and now Bones)
Pierce Brosnan
Matt Damon (sometimes? kind of a desperation pick really)

Women: all of these women could kick the asses of most of the guys above.
ANGELINA JOLIE (Yeah, going with Tranny on this one…I’d put her down for every woman entry if possible, and half the guys)
Eliza Dushku (Buffy/Angel/Dollhouse–HOT!)
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Summer Glau (Sarah Conner Cronicles)
Gillian Anderson (X-Files)

Yeah, my chick list looks like that of a 14 year old male sci fi geek — they put these hot chicks in these shows for a reason dammit!!
on March 23, 2009 at 2:57 pm | Reply googiebaba

Thank-you Butterflyfish. And thank-you for not giving me a hard time about Lindsay Lohan.
on March 23, 2009 at 9:59 pm | Reply butterflyfish

Hey, so long as I get no judgment for Gillian