Panic at the Disco

There are exactly three times in my life where I experienced panic attacks.
The first one happened at the Boston Gay and Lesbian Film Festival. (I really want you to listen to the music from Les Parapluies de Cherbourg as I tell this story) I got sober when I was 26 after a tragic relationship with [...]

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The Stork Report

 
Jen is done with her 21 days of birth control. She started on the Lupron shots last night. She told me her dose, but I am afraid I can’t remember. 
I don’t know if I mentioned this, but I am little nervous with her protocol this round. Last round, her doctor did something a little strange. [...]

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Assault and Battery (in the name of the constitution)

This is what my arm looks like when Virgin pays attention in Criminal Procedure. don’t you feel sorry for me?
 

If you don’t understand this post: check out her blog. 
To see what is at stake, go here.

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The gig is up

 
When I decided to go to law school, I was still post partum. Post partum can be an emotional time. Some women put their head’s in ovens, I took the LSAT.
I had this idea that I would meet a lot of other mothers in school. I pictured us having a study group while our children [...]

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Jen, this is just pretend, my heart belongs to you

Virgin harassed me into doing this. I think she just wants to distract me from Crim Pro. 
Disclaimer. I am not going to sleep with anyone other than my wife. But if I was single, and I could sleep with anyone in the world, here are the top 5 men and women I would sleep with. 
Men [...]

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Johnny I hardly Knew Ye (or why I hate St. Patrick’s Day)

Virgin’s facebook status today reads, “Pinch me and die, Boston.”
She doesn’t have to worry about me. I wore navy blue today. I was raised Irish Catholic, but I have always found the romanticism around Ireland pretty annoying. So today, I wondered…why? Why are the clover leaves and the green and the bag pipes so grating? [...]

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I’m pretty sure it’s genetic, but it’s not the donor’s fault

 
I gave birth to one seriously cute baby. I know all mothers say that, but P is genuinely cute. Blonde hair, blue eyes, he is exactly what I expected when I bought sperm from California.
And it’s a good thing that he is cute. Because he is a crank. He is Mr. Love and Rockets with [...]

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Time for a fresh start

Jen is on CD1. She starts taking the birth control pills in 2 days. Why do you take birth control to get pregnant? I don’t know, you will have the read the blogs of women who pay attention at their RE appointments.
We are still grieving the loss of Calliope, but the nice neighbors upstairs just [...]

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I’m taking this whole thing with the dog pretty hard.

When I get depressed, I get distracted. I get distracted when I am overtired. These two sentences explain about 90% of my behavior.
I sent off a bill, but as it went down the mail slot, I saw that it had no stamp. I hope I put a return address on it. 
This morning, it started to [...]

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