Jen and I just had something horrible happen

Our little dog just got hit by a car. I know some people don’t understand, but I loved that dog. She was like our little girl.
Jen had taken her out to pee. We have a little back area. For her last pee, we usually would run her out really quick. She’s always been good. But [...]

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Strange Developments

You can take the girl out of the meth capital of Arizona, but it looks like some of that sand may have gotten into my DNA.
I want you to understand that I was raised in the desert. Wearing shit kickers and riding in the back of my grandfather’s pick up truck. I had a mean [...]

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The blog post where I admit to things I probably shouldn’t

So I was driving with Jen, and I wondered out loud whether the girl who hit her had received notice from the court that we are suing her.
Jen: Yeah, I just picture a really angry Hispanic woman.
Me: Wait. You never told me she was Hispanic.
Jen: You didn’t ask.
Me: I don’t want to sue a Hispanic [...]

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What would Denny Crane do?

I think Jen and I are going to lose our case, and I am annoyed. We filed in small claims court, and I thought we had a really good argument. The girl who hit Jen said she was making a left hand turn and had a green arrow. But Jen said that didn’t make sense [...]

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Sometimes a blog post is like a family Christmas letter (but not)

How do I know she loves me? She bought me the exact same bracelet she had bought me last year. Because I lost the first one, and was sad. 
In other news, I (finally) got an internship. It is at a DAs office in Massachusetts. I am super excited about it. The HR woman offered me [...]

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I am getting a little old for this

Cast your blurry eyes on a typical day of a mom in law school…

6:00 Wake up, shower and meditate (one little piece of calm in my day)
7:00 P wakes up, we have a little bit of quality time
7:30 Whip P into the car and off to day care. He is crying “Mommy, I don’t want [...]

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25 Random Facts about Me

25 Random Facts About Me

Jen’s not pregnant
I’m not pregnant
 We’re bummed
 I don’t feel like writing any more of this list

 So yeah. But no. We feel pretty sad. We will try again. I am a little bit freaked out by the money were spending but I am trying not to think about it.
In our grief, we ran [...]

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Waiting by the phone

I am literally standing by the phone, waiting for it to ring. Jen was horrid and refused to take a home pregnancy test. She held out for the blood test. She went this morning, and we should be getting the results soon.
I should be finishing up my reading for Criminal Procedure. I started the reading [...]

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Get out the Cuisinart, it’s time to process

Like every lesbian, I like to process my emotions. This is something I can teach my son all about.
We were out the door to Yo Yo girl’s housewarming party, when I went to put on my favorite bracelet. I couldn’t find it. This bracelet is special to me. It’s from Tiffany’s and has a little [...]

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