Torts Invading My Life

Jen and Lil’ guy spent yesterday at the zoo while I was wasting away at the library.
When I saw Jen last night she said, “You’ll never guess what happened to me today. I slipped on a banana peel.”
An actual slip on a banana peel case! I was so excited I could barely contain myself, “How [...]

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Super quick TTC update

I am feeling slightly panicked about Finals. But, yesterday, Jen’s follicles measured at 20, she took a trigger shot, and will be going in for insem number #2 tomorrow at 11:00. Wish us luck!

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So you speak Farsi, I own Red Carpet Barbie

A guy in my section came up with a game for Finals. He wants everyone to email him a fun fact about themselves, and then he will compile a list of the facts, and we have to guess who is who.
First, it annoys me that anyone has the time to even contemplate doing this. [...]

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What to do with that placenta

As most of you know, my wife is a nurse. It’s a pretty crazy job. Whenever I ask her about it, I get freaky details from her day, so I usually don’t ask. But tonight she volunteered this story.
A kid was admitted into Jen’s ward. The kid’s mom and dad were there. Mom is 9 [...]

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Lions Roar and little boys jump in puddles

I really love this new phase we are in with my son. I love the fact that I can talk to him and he can tell me what is on his mind. The other day, Jen and lil’ guy went to the zoo. When I saw him that night, he kept saying, “Lion ROAR Lion [...]

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The end is near

I am friends at school with a cute girl from the South. She is not in my section, but her locker is near mine, and sometimes we ride the T home together.
The other night she was telling me that she wasn’t going home. She had to go panty shopping (imagine someone with a cute Southern [...]

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You were made for something bitter, bitter, better

One of the things that has always aggravated me about my chaotic family it that it is so hard to get to the factual truths of things. Misstatements of fact abound. One moment we are of pure of Irish stock, the next moment our great grandmother was a Dutch factory worker, and then later we [...]

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